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You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?
there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”
its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
i had this one picture of an italian space cowboy for a while….
Reblog this if you are a fan of Marvel’s the Avengers
The URLs will be given to Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson in an Avengers notebook when they film in Cleveland.
NOTE: PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS AND AWARE OF WHAT BLOG YOU’RE REBLOGGING THIS FROM. WE DON’T WANT TO TRAUMATIZE THE ACTORS TOO BADLY.
You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it
i once dated a guy who flat out REFUSED to watch it.
like, i asked him several times if he wanted to watch it and he would always make a big deal out of saying ‘no.’ he was kind of a major douche canoe.
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
I. Hate. Dating. (summary at the bottom for people to lazy to read everything)
I’ll be honest, I’ve never liked the idea of one-on-one dating—ever.
I’d only consider it if me and so-and-so already knew we liked each other because we’d been friends for so long. That’s the only situation I can see myself being comfortable in.
I refuse to date to get to know someone, because that just makes getting to know someone twenty times as awkward as it is in the first place—especially since you can totally do it in hang-out situations with groups of people.
Dating for fun is ok if feelings are mutual—meaning both parties actually like each other, or both parties are only interested in being friends. If one wants one thing and the other wants something else, it’s a no-go for me. Even if I’m the one that’s interested. But fun dates have to be group dates if neither party likes the other, or it goes back into the realm of awkward.
I don’t go on a group date if my date doesn’t ask me himself. He has one job, ladies, so let him do it! Not to mention that every time a girl invited me to be some guy’s date, the group date turned into a group activity because there ended up being twice as many girls as guys; my date didn’t show up; and/or we were just there to be an awkwardness-buffer for the only real couple on the group date. That just makes it more awkward than it would have been if the two of them had gone out without a giant group of paired-up friends.
So to sum up what I just wrote:
I don’t date in any situation where feelings aren’t mutual. (Tried it. Hate it.)
I don’t date anyone I don’t already know well (in other words, he has to be a VERY good friend).
I don’t go on one-on-one dates with someone I don’t have romantic feelings for. (AWKWARD TO THE MAX.)
I don’t go on group dates if a girl invites me for a guy.
I don’t go on group dates if there’s only one couple with real potential in the group.
Well, there’s good news and bad news….
The good news is my mental health is absolutely fine. I have a little OCD but nothing to worry about.
The bad news is I’ve got eye floaters and I’m seeing flashes, so my left eye’s not doing so hot. My doctor says I’m young so my body should fix it for me, but if the flashes get bigger, my eye’s in trouble.
My day in a nutshell—I get told I’m absolutely sane (despite the gene pool I’m swimming in), but that I could possibly (feasibly) go blind in one eye. And that’s just Mom’s DNA. Can’t wait to see what I got from Dad’s side. =_=